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That Wasn't So Bad, Was It??
The First Part is TRUE, The LAST Part is LUE!   .... SEMPER FUNNY, Y'ALL
A LAST WEEK WAS A JOKE PRODUCTION!  Writer's Guild of America #860167
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Some minor headlines:
Karaoke causes Cancer!! ...

Founder of Holiday Inns dies, Yeah, He checked out real early,
housekeeper requested!.....

ZigZag papers are noww at their 52 week HIGH! ....

Where in the world is Geraldo Rivera???? So, now it's SHOCK and aw...shucks!! .....

But the big story, the really big story is: SADDAM-Y LAW OVERTURNED!!

Nowadays, the best Reality show on TV is: Joe Tank Driver!!

Many American sevicemen are leaving sperm deposits before reporting overseas, But, it's always been that way!!

How silly of the Republican Guard, bringing AK-47's to a Cruise missle fight!

New reversable birka, seen on Baghdad streets is fabric on one side, kevlar on the other!

Prez Bush to Canada:
I'm working on WORLD affairs, I'll get back to you hockey players later!!
Bush to France: Ferme' les friggin' bouches...Monsiuers!!!

Newly freed Basra farmer is asked what he expects from America says: Democracy... Whisky... and SEXY!!! On that Mr. Iraqui guy, SIR.... You can count on!!!

George Bush Jr. may be a DADDY'S MONEY kinda guy, but, America realizes: HE'S OUR JR.!!! ..... and just don't forget, you axis of idiots nuts, We've proven, We can beat you with one BUSH tied behind our back!

To say that America has a robust Free Press is like saying that Oprah has put on a few pounds!

I'm doing my part too...
I've been embedded for 6 straight days with The 7th Hooker Calvary out of Hollywood! Back to you, Wolf!

In other news, another earthquake fissure  is discovered under Los Angeles!! They're now calling it: Gray Davis; Fault!!

Thousands of jounalists are working frantically worldwide, but Connie Chung still can't find a job!

Semi-new movie: Life without Dick is shown on Broadcast TV re-entitled: " A NUN"S Story!"

Dell computers teen pitchman
is arrested for POT! Dude,You're gettin' a jail cell!

One sexual note:
Some say lemon juice is an effective contraceptive, but watch out, it will make her lips pucker!

In closing: Poor Lue says:
Laugh while you can today, because, next week, this might not seem all that funny!