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CALIFORNIA’S RECALL CIRCUS!
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Official Notice: Vast Right Wing-NUT Conspiracy Meeting in CA on Oct 7th! Going?

You can’t be governor if you can’t pronounce the name of the state!

If Swartzen-whoosis is elected, nobody in Cal will ever have to use proper grammar again!

With Arianna Huff and Arnold in the race, an Ebonics candidate really can't be far behind!

Gary Coleman’s never stood so tall as he does now. He’s also never been this desperate!

Clinton meets w/ Gray and FEELS his PAIN!

Davis is depressed and watches one movie over & over & over: Barbarians at the Gate!

As a last minute ploy, 2 days before the election, to get the swing vote, Davis will come out of the closet!!

The UN offers a spot on Queer Eye for the Straight Guy to whom ever turns in Saddam!

Saddam’s got so many tapes out, they’ve even made an audio book! You Might Be A Red-neck Dictator If ...

#43 holds record for driving speechwriters nuts! He says he’s a follower of politics- he’s sure NO leader!

VOTE NO!! ON YES!

Dodger closer, Gagne goes nuts and thinks he’s the Son of God! Team mates don’t object cuz everybody knows Jesus Saves!

Teen Choice Award winner, Kobe, got all the votes except that one from Eagle, CO!

Prozacian M. Tyson’s new rap nickname is bZERK & bROKE! Judge orders Mike to wear cowbell so nice folks can run away!!

Iraq to be split in 3 parts: Iraq, West Iraq, & The United States of HALLIBURTON whose capital: St. Chenyville, will build the world’s FINEST & NEWEST Heart transplant hospital!

IT'S SIXTEEN LITTLE WORDS-GATE!!
BLACKOUT starts NY GOV RECALL!!

Gallagher wants to do a carrier landing too! ACLU WILL SUE ITSELF TO DEATH!

Bush gets his annual physical exam. He’s in great shape! But, turns out, Our VP Dick Cheny is in Intensive care, again!

I’m guessing GOD decided all soldiers in Heaven deserved a Class A show-so Bob Hope has reported once again for duty!

The SOS call was first used 94 yrs ago. It was last used 3 days ago for “GIGLI”

Man glides across English Channel! Seems he’s rushing to a last minute DENTAL appointment in Calais!

Liberians find out the hard way: Forty acres & a mule don’t work!

Palestinians promise to get rid of Yassir, if Israel’s Ariel Sharon swears to lose 80 Lbs!

12 Cubans drive to US in a ‘51 Ford pickup truck! US Coast Guard sinks the truck. while INS sinks the Cubans!

Stoners Hall of Fame inducts the inventor of The Bong! But they forgot to invite him!

Jerry Springer no go on Senate! Says: can’t raise above clutter of show, but meant the gutter of the show!

Rocker Sammy Haggar named his privates “Bunker Busters!”

Harrison Ford - Calista Flockhart romance-not enough quality time from him! So, she just fell thru the cracks!

Ryan Seacrest wins the first annual L.A. sexual Ambiguity Contest!

If a joke doesn’t get a laugh on Frasier, the offending scribe will be forced to write a Will and Grace episode!

Being gay seems to be in, right now. It used to be OUT! Now it’s in, then, it was out, in....out...in....out!!

Poor Lue says:
One makes one’s own luck! You can use any method or recipe that you think will work for you! Get cooking!

I’m supposed to leave cozy home to select
some new idiot Gov?? I don’t think so!!